PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.